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Strange practices make this a strange world to live in! Ever since the conception of this universe and mortals, sex has been the centre of human imagination and fantasy. While this human relationship might just evoke poetry and desire on one hand, it can also incite horrific reactions with its bizarre rituals and practices on the other. Our previous generation might just be horrified by the casual nature of contemporary sex practices today, but there is more to this world of bizarre practices that will make your hair stand on their heads. However, do keep in mind that our outsider's perspective might be the reason they would be termed as strange. Let us have a look at weird sexual customs and practices that blur the lines between normal and abnormal:.
Lots of weird shit happened that made us look to the heavens and shake our heads, including:. But when it comes to sex news, oh boy.
It's another story. The erotic carp calendar Leave it to Germany to produce something that makes our lives ten times better. Luxury cars, Bayer aspirin, and now, an erotic carp calendar. A gloriously bizarre take on the sexy calendar, the Carponizer Carp Calendar features 12 racy pictures of barely clothed women seductively holding shiny, gooey carp. Sooooo hot. Luckily the epic blunder was confined to the Boston area only, but still. FYI, was also the year an old geezer tortoise named Diego had so much slow-motion sex that he fathered tiny tortoise babies and saved his entire species.
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What This Means for You
Sex is like a lifelong normalcy contest. To find happiness, you should spend every day worrying about the kinds of sex you like, and whether you'll ever meet someone else who shares those likes. Then you comfort your untouched body by rubbing your hands all over it, wet though they may be with the sweat of anxiety and sadness. No, don't do that. That sounds awful, and besides, if you spend all your time worrying, when will you have time to bone?
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You will remain unboned, maybe forever. So here's my real-life advice for you, which I want you to remember forever - instead of worrying about what kind of sex you like or, even worse, what kind of sex other people like, because nothing could ever be less important than something you don't want to see and no one wants to show youuse this rule of thumb: "The freakier the sex, the better it is for me, according to science.
If you're a freak, then you know exactly what I'm talking about, and if the only thing you like is missionary position while a saxophone plays, then you're the only person like that, and we're all a bit scared of you. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but everyone fucks weird.
I seriously can't stress this enough. The next time you're in the living room of a friend or family member, look around. The old high school heirlooms have been in asses. That "funny" horse mask has been worn while boning.
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Why would anyone own more than one scarf if they weren't using it to tie people up? Every belt is a collar, every tie is a blindfold, every sock has been stuffed into someone's mouth. A friend of mine once asked me to help him move his dentist chair into his new apartment and no one even asked for or offered any explanation, because we all know what's up with that, don't we.
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OK, I'm lying a bit: I wasn't sorry to be the one to tell you that at all. Anyway, this is why society is crumbling, surely. Folks who indulge in BDSM are psychologically healthier than people who don't. That's right: Everyone who got irrationally angry at those last few paragraphs are less sane than the people who didn't, and that's the least shocking sentence I've ever written.
People who indulge in the ol' spanky-spank or whatever are more extroverted and open to new experiences duhhhhhhbut also less neurotic, anxious, and paranoid. They were also more secure in their relationships, though that may have been because their partners were currently chained to their bed and hahaha, what a dumb and obvious joke.
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Science says that polyamorous relationships are the best kind, but why would I trust Science? He's just the guy who hangs out behind the 7-Eleven near my house and sells me experimental bear tranquilizers.
He says all kinds of crazy shit. So I did some research and discovered that Science is, perhaps coincidentally, totally right. The reasoning is pretty simple: Because both parties are out there sowing their wild oats, or having wild oats For example: Polyamorous Charlie will say, "Hey, I like to fuck all the time, but sometimes you're at work or whatever, so how about I fuck other people?
And as we all know, communication is the most important part of a relationship. According to the nation's insane old people, all the young kids with their pumped-up kicks are too focused on casual sex and ugly-bumping, and it's destroying them as people.
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